the distance

Paris, Nice, Milan & Rome down, Munich, Prague, Bratislava, Zagreb, Zadar & Split to go!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:48:37 +0100

Paris, Nice, Milan & Rome down, Munich, Prague, Bratislava, Zagreb, Zadar & Split to go!

It’s 24 degrees in Milan at 1:30am. What fresh hell is this

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:30:06 +0100

It’s 24 degrees in Milan at 1:30am. What fresh hell is this

Do I wanna cuddle & touch butts? Yes, absolutely

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:30:18 +0100

Do I wanna cuddle & touch butts? Yes, absolutely

Can’t carry this for five minutes, don’t know how...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:02:22 +0100

Can’t carry this for five minutes, don’t know how I’ll cope for a month

the 1975 - sex And this is how it starts, you take your shoes...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 20:32:00 +0100

the 1975 - sex

And this is how it starts, you take your shoes off in the back of my van. My shirt looks so good when it’s just hanging off your back. She said use your hands and my spare time, we’ve got one thing in common, it’s this tongue of mine. She’s got a boyfriend anyway
There’s only minutes before I drop you off & all we seem to do is talk about sex. She’s got a boyfriend anyway. I love your friend when I saw his film, he’s got a funny face but I like that because he still looks cool. She’s got a boyfriend anyway
Now we are on the bed in my room & I’m about to fill his shoes, but you say no. Does he take care of you, or could I easily fill his shoes? You say no
And now we’re just outside of town & you’re making your way down. She’s got a boyfriend anyway. I’m not trying to stop you love, but if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck. She’s got a boyfriend anyway
You’ve got your tongue pierced anyway, you in your high tops anyway, you in your skinny jeans anyway, you and your fit friends anyway. I’d take them all out any day, they’ve all got back combs anyway. You’ve all got boyfriends anyway…

If I die travelling my insurance pays £5,000 to transport my body/remains/ashes home. Isn’t...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:32:30 +0100

If I die travelling my insurance pays £5,000 to transport my body/remains/ashes home. Isn’t that nice…

This time next week I’ll be waking up in Paris!

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 10:37:44 +0100

This time next week I’ll be waking up in Paris!

I haven’t had hair this short since my mum shaved me bald...

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:20:12 +0100

I haven’t had hair this short since my mum shaved me bald as a kid

My mum made a daisy chain so obviously Oli ate it

Mon, 27 May 2013 17:29:38 +0100

My mum made a daisy chain so obviously Oli ate it

Do you like my slippers

Mon, 27 May 2013 00:10:02 +0100

Do you like my slippers

Turns out my dog loves ice cream & I have lots of dimples

Sun, 26 May 2013 22:19:28 +0100

Turns out my dog loves ice cream & I have lots of dimples

If this website, which exclusively contains cute animals & naked ladies, is worth $1.1 billion...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:00 +0100

If this website, which exclusively contains cute animals & naked ladies, is worth $1.1 billion my thoughts must be worth a fortune

After a certain time of night I will literally say/like/do anything

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:13:57 +0100

After a certain time of night I will literally say/like/do anything

Chain Smoker | Chance the Rapper muh fucking

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:04:00 +0100

Chain Smoker | Chance the Rapper muh fucking

I don’t know why Mondays get such a bad wrap when I hate every other day just as much

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:23:12 +0100

I don’t know why Mondays get such a bad wrap when I hate every other day just as much

I have perfected the homemade chip

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:59:53 +0100

I have perfected the homemade chip

My housemates finished for the year today and went out celebrating whilst I stayed at home and tried...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:53:59 +0100

My housemates finished for the year today and went out celebrating whilst I stayed at home and tried to start a chip pan fire. Unfortunately all I got was chips

This was by far and away the happiest week of my life, Fl...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:43:00 +0100

This was by far and away the happiest week of my life, Fl ‘12

Game 7 at the Garden, go Bruins!

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:17:04 +0100

Game 7 at the Garden, go Bruins!

The way that you left me is alright, it’s alright

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:07:39 +0100

The way that you left me is alright, it’s alright