All I want is a cute, hot, sexy girl that likes exactly the same things I do, that does stuff for me and lets me do nice things for her. A girl that lets me go round to her house to meet her family and become really good friends with them all. Someone that I never have to argue with because we agree on everything. Someone who will fulfill my need to be the small spoon once in a while. Someone that likes to sit in with a beer and Chinese takeout instead of going out and getting drunk. Someone who will walk my dog with me all the time and wear my Man United shirt for me because that’s hot. Basically, I just want somebody 100% perfect. Is that really too much to ask for?

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