Is it classed as procrastination if I never actually plan to do any work?
Protein shake, a banana and a 2,500 word report on the Atkins diet: Friday nights, by Kiaan Fayaz
Imagine, twenty years from now, your kids ask you what people their age used to do for fun. I haven’t got it in me to tell them that people I used to know spent their days tweeting pictures of their chicken at Nandos or looking at pictures of cats online
Growing up I was always told life isn’t a competition but the older I get the more I realise that that’s total bullshit. You have to compete for grades, schools, jobs, friends, even for relationships. I’m not saying I don’t try, I’m just not very good at competing
The weekend starts here
Do you ever think what’s the point in doing something, then remember the point but still not wanna do it?
I can look at an orange and tell if it’s gonna be difficult to peel. I’m like a special needs Eliza Thornberry