the distance

May 13

Is it classed as procrastination if I never actually plan to do any work?

May 10

Protein shake, a banana and a 2,500 word report on the Atkins diet: Friday nights, by Kiaan Fayaz

May 08

May 07

May 06

Imagine, twenty years from now, your kids ask you what people their age used to do for fun. I haven’t got it in me to tell them that people I used to know spent their days tweeting pictures of their chicken at Nandos or looking at pictures of cats online

May 05

Growing up I was always told life isn’t a competition but the older I get the more I realise that that’s total bullshit. You have to compete for grades, schools, jobs, friends, even for relationships. I’m not saying I don’t try, I’m just not very good at competing

May 02

The weekend starts here

The weekend starts here

May 01

Do you ever think what’s the point in doing something, then remember the point but still not wanna do it?

Apr 30

I can look at an orange and tell if it’s gonna be difficult to peel. I’m like a special needs Eliza Thornberry

Apr 28

Remember when…

Remember when…