Anonymous asked: I heard you're good at sexting
That exact quote is going on my headstone
My twitter timeline makes me understand why my mum thinks I need mental help
Is there any way to not attend a party at your own house?
Remember when that guy from Trash Talk said he liked my Life Long Tragedy shirt four years ago. Now all I listen to is 90s emo and One Direction. How times have changed.
My dog just fucking loves crumpets
"Stop coming home to visit" said my mum, as she found me sitting in the dark eating a block of feta cheese.
I looked pretty respectable yesterday before I had ten pints of Guinness and turned into a car crash
Anonymous asked: do you like anyone at the moment?
Had to slut drop to pick up my bag on the train because it was too packed to bend over